(upon walking past newly-mowed field that was filled with dandelions yesterday)

-_Daddy, the dandelions are gone._

-Yeah, buddy, I think they mowed it.

-_So now they can grow back!_

-Well, dandelions are weeds and most people don’t want them to grow.

-_Yes, and you don’t ask womans their age_

I’m not sure what the segue is for him. Maybe he just knew good info when he heard it and wanted to share a truth with me.

I took this opportunity to tell the three questions you never ask a woman. You don’t inquire about her age, her weight, or whether her jewelry is real.

I hope he remembers those. He can go far with that info.