For example, this Barry Tramel article and the comments. Some steps for you:

  1. Go to
  2. Choose ‘Football’ from the Sport drop down
  3. Choose ‘Big 12’ from the Conference drop down
  4. Click ‘Find’
  5. Sort by ‘Multi-Year Rate’ (More info)
  6. Note that the most-recent APR football average is 944

Cross ‘not graduating athletes’ or ‘poor academic performance’ from your bullet list of anti-Sooner rhetoric and come up with another Gooner joke or a Big Red reference. Make pull out another Zero U, which I find especially intelligent sounding :-)