Stands to reason. Someone ought to be face fines and penalties up to $11,000 for warning a TSA not to touch his genitals during a search, and then being detained when he wanted to leave the airport. Dude should chill a little bit.

These TSA workers are just doing their job. It’s not like they’ve ever been caught saving pictures of body scans* or started putting hands down passenger’s pants.

Oh wait.

All the more reason to fly with dignity. Or at least learn how to treat your friendly neighborhood TSA agent.

* That we know of. With the higher-res technology, I wouldn’t be surprised if this has happened often.