While getting dinner last night at Jersey Mike’s, the worker asked the lady in front of me if she’d like bacon on her sandwich.

“Did she just ask if you’d like bacon?” I asked my fellow patron kindly but with a hint of incredulity. The eavesdropping employee responded that she did, as thought I had asked the strange question.

Really? Related questions to Do you want bacon? include “Are you a sentient being?” and “Do you plan on breathing today?”

(Jersey Mike’s uses French rolls, and is thus not subject to the problem with bacon cheeseburgers).